The Brewers have no stars approaching free agency, with the possible star-qualifying exception of Jeremy Jeffress. They’ve done this year mostly without significant contributions from Ryan Braun, who could be a free agent after 2020 and just figured out launch angle two days ago. Yelich and Cain have four more years,…

Can’t wait to see Luke Walton’s old rape joke tweets.

Endless screaming would be appropriate.

Chicago, like the United Kingdom, has been taken over by no-go zones. No one goes there anymore!

Mike Pence would be glad to give him the key to Indiana. He just needs to be quiet after 11:00pm so as not to wake Mother.

Not all of us can get sideline passes. Hope he didn’t hit you too hard!

Everyone, I’m so sorry. I know there’s a “fourth and inches” joke in here somewhere and I just can’t find it. Really, I apologize. The “inches” would represent Fitzpatrick’s penis, by the way.

Trust the process.

That sure looks like a textbook example of the new rule (and I’m a Packers fan).

“Dear Penthouse,”

It’s a worse average per catch than Saquon Barkley had with his 14 receptions for a historically low 80 yards.

Barstool Sports is thataway, broseph.

If Rodgers gets wrecked again, however, DeShone Kizer has the crazy difficult task of filling his shoes. So it’s not like the Packers had much choice if they wanted to win today.

Anyone destroying the Cardinals is good, but some are better than others.

No better Dodger to destroy the Cardinals, but even the worst Dodger option for destroying the Cardinals (Utley? Dozier?) is pretty great in that context.

Milwaukee County pay is for shit, dude had to work late shifts at Chotchkie’s.

And that post-event deaths are much more likely to be caused by an incompetent emergency response than are deaths during the event. See also, Katrina deaths during the storm and after.

Yes, fill it, Sam!

Cutting up his socks to spite his feet.

These motherfuckers fly a traitors’ flag next to the one they claim to love, they fly it over their car windows in the rain, they use it as a beach towel, they wipe their fucking noses on it. They stand for the anthem, god damn it, while wearing “I Am Darren Wilson” t-shirts. These able-bodied shitbrains make a…