Ugh. Leave it to a Holland to take the cheap way out, amirite?

Public Facetiming is the inevitable endpoint of people walking around with the speakerphone on, holding the phone flat in their hand with the mic end at their mouth. It has an earpiece!

Anybody who thinks Jennifer Granholm was worse than Rick Snyder deserves Rick Snyder.

Pictured top: A gentleman who appears to have a genetic disorder shakes hands with Isaiah Austin

It’s wonderful. I’ve been to games in Tokyo and Fukuoka, and nothing in my MLB experience compares.

He was also the coach-in-waiting for 15 years.

I can’t wait for Wilson to retire and become the minority-owner face of a group of shitheads that buys the Dolphins to strip for parts.

+1 more Mark Spitz medal

Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.

Creaming their team-branded Zubaz™ lounge pants.

It’s related to the consumption of gin, well-done steak, and/or leather.

Elon Musk is human clickbait.

Unless you set the minimum at 10 games (which I’m fine with), losing the game checks is going to be the only real punishment. Five games, you bump his next start back by one and then proceed. But the reality is MLB doesn’t care that much about this. If your first intentional HBP suspension is five games and the second…

South Florida cable subscribers and the MLB teams that lose money on revenue sharing.

As punishment, the Marlins will be fined $50,000 or 100% of their gate receipts for the rest of the season, whichever is higher.

I actually lived in Green Bay on 9/11. While I don’t recall that bit from the local news, I do recall that they went out to a local gas station that had a line down the block, where an interviewee declared that the scene was “like Beirut.”

I’m still trying to figure out if Jeter is in on the grift, thinks he’s in on the grift but is actually a mark, or is just a total rube.

Jesus Christ, Jeopardy.

Indeed, it’s some of the whitest noise there is.