Carson Palmer played 15 years and retired twice, and Marvin Lewis is still the coach of the Bengals.

This may wind up being the best Brewers moment of the second half.

Yet 2018 has been his best year since 2009

Counterpoint: Fuck the Cubs.

#YesAllCops

general manager and Values Voter Summit attendee Mike Maccagnan!

Just call him J. Peterman.

Jason Rogers, formerly of the Brewers and now a Pirates minor leaguer, used the Godzilla theme, which seems hard to top.

If it’s impossible to avoid this kind of contact, taking away helmets will just result in players constantly breaking their skulls and dying on the field.

This rule is only confusing if you don’t think they’ll call it as written. If they do call it as written, it means a major change to the way football is played and probably a dozen extra flags per game at a minimum. So maybe what they ought to do is call it during the preseason and then not implement it in the regular…

Wow, 287! He doesn’t look a day older than 245 if you ask me.

Yes. It is a natural law that there are no good tweets, so just burn all that shit down.

It’s a “No, weapons!” policy.

You know Kobe?

An aspiration for many in St. Louis County.

I was at the game in St. Louis when they inducted somebody into the ring of honor or retired his number or something (I want to say Deacon Jones, but as you might guess this is not an especially closely held memory). He never played in St. Louis, and nobody there gave a shit (also have the crowd was half Packers…

Is she a designer? In printing (and in software such as Adobe Illustrator) there’s a difference between 100% black (just black ink) and “rich black” (100% black density plus a mixture of the other CMYK inks). The former looks lighter than the latter.

There are probably more endorsements coming, but these are all being done in coordination with the campaigns. If the campaign thinks an Obama endorsement will hurt more than help (which is very possible in Texas), you won’t see one.

BREAKING: Ohio sends Urban Meyer to Congress