I can’t wait for Ed’s upcoming FS1 talk show. It will air at 2:00pm, but he’ll insist the ads say 14:00.

Giants fans have gotten two championships in the last eleven years with Dumb Andy Dalton playing quarterback and still find everything to complain about.

Of course he was — he just found a reason to bench Wynn for the Super Bowl after his all-pro 2019 season.

Same thing happened at Dodger Stadium, so I choose to assume that the Rockies are colluding with Putin.

Get fucked by a moldy ham sandwich, Scott Walker.

It’s mind-boggling. No one’s high school tweets are worth saving years later anyway, but even if you’re desperate to keep the “good” ones, maybe just run a list of slurs against everybody’s account and delete with extreme prejudice.

Really. There were people declaring that Hader had been punished enough before the All-Star Game was even over.

One time my rec league soccer team went 10-0-0 and lost our first playoff game. The next season we went 2-5-3, with one of the wins coming by forfeit, and swept through three playoff wins to take the championship. Playoffs are a gimmick.

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

A Black Lotus from the original release of Magic: The Gathering sold this week on online auction site eBay for $87,672. That’s a lot of money for a little bit of cardboard.

People will look at this differently when Gronk demands a trade to the 49ers.

Long outing -- probably not available today.

“I’m sorry if anyone was assaulted.”

It honestly sounded like a lot less booing than I would’ve expected. They booed Melancon just about as much for stinking up the joint.

More like Fuck Lanford, amirite?

Those guys have even less to do if they’re not shifting; that’s why they shift.

To do this in concert with a shift strategy is just awesome. I really can’t believe the baseball fans who don’t like the innovation the game has undergone in the last decade or so.

Don’t blink! That’s when the commies sneak in.

The real fans are still trying to get up those poles.

I’d love to see a comparison of the aggregate stats of position players pitching and regular relief outings lasting more than an inning while trailing.