There are people there watching this.  Why isn’t this a spectator thing.  I live right near the IIHS, I have dreamed for years of going there and watching them throw Volvos into walls.  We could finance so much more crash testing by simply making them spectator events, imagine how safe cars would be.

Did you find Torchinsky’s stash this morning?

car bad name

I love milk and always have. I will defend my snow white beverage of choice until the end! How can you make real hot cocoa without milk? What would my special spaghetti sauce be without that dash of cream at the end? And dammit, YOU EAT CEREAL WITH MILK. I don’t wanna hear from you weirdos who eat it dry or whatever.

I did not watch, please send me your username and password for Disney+(tm) so I can see the episode and perhaps agree with you.

Seems the dyno wasn’t the only one that thought it was AWD...

Peter Egen is the GOAT

“Good Tires”, Bob mused, casually lighting a cigarette, “But certainly not great tires.”

I'll give him the million if he fixes that bowl cut. CP.

“Watch The Future USS John F. Kennedy Float For The First Time.”

also gen x. i’m as tired of the phrase as the people.

AI writes articles like Mitsubishi makes cars. All the parts are there, but the end result is WTF.

We should mandate the 40"s of the American Underslung

That will almost immediately end up in a bunch of broken pieces. #nailedit

Where did you trick or treat as a child?

Any Mazda Rotary: Fun Bag of Doritos.

I clicked.  Please remember me when you buy your vacation home.

So everybody in Editorial is mad about this too. Besides the fact that it looks terrible, we have to actually work in Kinja all day long.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”