I’m sure the seats are.

I’d love to see a car ad piece that uses the Captain Obvious model of exposition for everything.

Otto to Torch: Dad, don’t you have enough pictures for your broken handle collection?

SHE HAS INVISIBLE SHOES!

Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.

A little on the nose, isn’t it?

That’s fine, then us people with a sense of humor will enjoy it :)

Wasn’t Atticus Finch regarded a hero for doing just that?

I’m fairly sure anything over 80 MPH in Virginia is grounds for being exiled to the island of Elba.

Hell, in VA the 17mph over part would probably have sent her to jail.

I think he lost it in the granny shift. He should’ve double-clutched.

sometimes there is more to victory than what is on a spec sheet.

Congratulations, Mr. Scot Zediker despises all organic meatbags,except the Master of course, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Prius which this lovely lady will deliver at a slow crawl.

The most amazing part of this article is that it didn’t happen in Florida.

So that’s what Roy Wort’s been up to.

I have a love/hate relationship with stuff like this because I desperately want a little V8 at some point. I don’t know why I love them, I just have this irrational obsession. I must own a small V8 at some point. But they just don’t exist, at least not easily obtainable. It makes me sad.

But it’s a reasonable crime nevertheless...

Obligatory:

A. My right to own guns isn’t conditioned on whether you think I need them.

18-year-old Timmy is an adult, possessing of all the constitutional rights of adults.