The irony of a cop saying someone else has a hall monitor vibe.

Here’s your periodic reminder that some liberals are sanctimonious a-holes who will buy products from Apple and Nike made with actual child slave labor, but will decry other products as a form of virtue-signalling.

If you only boycott companies run by members of the opposite political party, while ignoring companies…

I nominate you for governor of Georgia. 

Not sure why they’re tearing it down, now that the road is closed just hit it with a truck going the other direction

This will be the truck driver's Longest Day, for he has moved A Bridge Too Far.

By your logic...

Davis Divan is not a car because it has three wheels.

Tesla Model Y is not a car because it has no engine.

BAC Mono is not a car because it seats one.

Come on, man. Open your mind a little.

“My Corvette is Best Corvette because only my farts in seats…”

There’s a thing called authenticity. You can really smell the Lucas difference.

The fuck did you expect when you saw that headline and top shot? You did this to yourself, buddy.

You see advanced alien race, I see 80s music video

Egypt has impounded the boat so they get the five RTX 3090s onboard to sell on eBay. Street value exceeds the $1 billion they want.

but maybe the worst steering wheel this side of a pirate ship

You take that back!

If I remember back to biology class, sometimes when two wheels get together, sometimes the undesirable traits match up and low and behold something new is born.

Obviously unpopular take, but hear me out, and try to not flame the piss out of me. I’m happy to discuss, but don’t be a dick about it.

Anyways, this doesn’t change the fact in the slightest about your constitutionally protected right to protest. That’s actually termed “the right to peaceably assemble”. Peaceable…

But enough about Nascar...

He was probably distracted by a slideshow

Virginia is no joke when it comes to speeding. That is one state I don’t mess with.