That’s Nuts.

Drank...Martinis?

What a hat!
I like it!
I like that party hat!
Good-by!

I85 is one dirt pile away from a Duke boy jump.

What about careening into a crowd of people?

I came here to post exactly that.

came here for this, not disappointed. Joyed to see 3 other good replies. Didn’t know about the sequence in new Doom game, very cool

In the new Doom, if you accidentally land in lava...

you beat me to it, but I found the gif

Leaving lobsters behind is not Kosher people

The estate of Henry Ford II refused to comment on this story

In winter, when my hoses will freeze, my buckets will freeze, my power washer will freeze, and my butt will freeze, I will use a car wash to keep my car clean. Stating that I don’t care about my car because I use a car wash is a hideously stupid conclusion to draw.

To be fair, there are plenty of people for whom hand washing isn’t always an option.

Obligatory:

It’s been sullied by poors.

D.B. Pooper

He probably has a fuelshark plugged in.

Well once I start trying to bite you to death, feel free to shoot me. I rather like all of my limbs in tact. If that makes me a pussy, so be it, but at least I will still have all of my fingers to flip you off.