the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

Sounds like you need a shoulder to Chiron.

I just realized I need an electric car with a shaker hood scoop.

It’s only march and I’m already done

It’s like 2016 on meth.

Good thing it’s almost over.

2017 is exhausting.

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

Whoopie a Zeppelin!

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

When friends and family ask me for advice for what car they should buy. I give them several really good, interesting options. Then, they ignore those choices and end up buying a Camry.

I thought owning a Prius was it’s own chastity belt.

Reddit shut down the alt-right sub so he had nowhere else to go.

“only obey the road rules when they want to” - You mean like how most drivers speed, talk/text while driving even in states where it’s a violation and many roll stop signs?

His secret service detail will drop every mustang owner as a potential threat

I think the key takeaway here is...

This is absolutely disgusting.