he was not charged in the incident

Oh no!!! There’s a giant robot coming to kill us all!!! Everybody walk!!!

Taco Bell of America?

Have fun with all the gang bangers and murderers Larry! They love guys like you.

Both?

But of course there’s a guy in a dick-and-balls costume within the first 30 seconds. And only twenty feet from pedobear...

Cool.

Came for this, and of course $kay delivers.

Not necessarily. Elon said early on in this endeavor that he wants to find ways to drastically cut the expense of boring, and testing (by building a test tunnel) is a necessary part of the process. While his pipe dream of reducing L.A. traffic with a few tunnels is ridiculous, reducing the cost of tunneling is not.

That’s awesome.

Wait... When did BMW set up a factory in Italy?

As for the update; I prefer dogs over cats also, but I still have an awesome cat as well, so it may not indicate a change on Fernando’s part. You can totally have both.

Damn it! I wanted the grand prize. I should have went with my first instinct...

Are the unmarked buttons to the left there to remind you that you cheaped out on some other rear hatch/trunk related option?

prostitutes

*insert image of tennis ball here*

Holy shit, its such a long list; how can we narrow it down to just one?

Wow. That’s cheesy as fuck.

So, um, it’s not actually going to be a 500 miler though, right?

How did the Lambo not burst into flames? They usually do just for the fun of it, yet this one was clearly violated and yet it sits in silent protest. I’m so confused.