It’s not fair...I loved Kitchenette and it was ruined by that guy.

The very nanosecond you hear that phrase come out of someone’s mouth, run. Flee like the hounds of hell are at your heels, because that is someone telling you who they are. That is Dump-level delusional assholery.

But honestly? Just starting on good faith repair would do so, so much for my outlook. Just knowing competent, non sociopathic people are in charge, knowing that every last statement isn’t a lie as insulting to my intelligence as it is outrageous, just seeing our country try to regain some non-embarrassing footage on… Read more

It’s amazing, the things that made sense in the Before Times. Big mergers, deals, the “retail landscape...” Read more

Considering the topic I’m not surprised--it’s a siren call of “come tell teh wimminz what victims we are!”

All these things are the bastard cast-offs of Scientology, which was started by Hubbard from the outset as a financial scam. He knew that his target audience (people who are unhappy even after they achieve monetary success) were vulnerable, and the particular way they were vulnerable is believing everything, including… Read more

SIX HUNDRED dollars an hour???? This guy read Dianetics, for sure.

Yep: surprise, guys; women watch TV too!

What amazes me is soooo many guys didn’t see that they were the ones being taken for a ride. The women were just props to Mystery as he coaxed adoration out of his male audience.

I try to get to all the coven meetings but, you know, you get so busy....

Chad: Master of the Pathetic. Seriously, dude? That’s your idea of interacting with people?

So, what happens when two proponents of this garbage get together? A fission explosion? Read more

Zucchini bread? You bet. Put the rest out for the rabbits. Read more

Hah, I have the opposite problem. No matter how much I eat I can fit in more. Read more

How about kitten legs?

Those are super fantastic pants! Love the top too.

Oh, I didn’t know Alanis had a new album out!

I’d reward yourself with a slice of pizza or ice cream cone after a day of healthy living.

Oh, girl, this is a whole list of reasons why it’s a baaaad idea. Read more

Crush tips into the Con side for me. It’d be one thing if everything was normal, but the whole bizarre-ness of the pandemic can magnify things both positive and negative past their normal parameters.