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Apple TV+ can go set itself on fire.
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Oct 21
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Step 1) Buy big bottle/jar of preminced garlic at store. Read more
Oct 21
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Make sure to watch it on Blu-Ray or such, as the broadcast version is trimmed more and more every year to cram in more ads.
Oct 21
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How DARE you not design your private property to accommodate her little hellion spawn!
Oct 21
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Thank you for mentioning squirrels and such! The second I saw this I was thinking “alternatively you could just stick a HEY RATS AND OTHERS KICK ASS PARTY ON MY LAWN!” sign out front.
Oct 21
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Oct 21
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God, I love this gif and how she’s putting it ALL into that arm swing.
Oct 21
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We’re voting tomorrow and hand-walking the ballots to the box, since being unable to trust the fucking post office is yet another treat 2020 dropped in our bags. Read more
Oct 20
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“Genuine Faux Metal-esque”
Oct 20
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With the inadvertent truth slip of what she really thinks-- “they make up stories”-- and all!
Oct 20
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Donnie Half Scoop hooked her up with his private dealer.
Oct 20
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It’s so damn sad watching his spawn vie for his non-existent affections. Read more
Oct 20
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I cannot wait to hire her if I’m on trial for my life.
Oct 20
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Yes, please! Let him watch Dump go down in flames and be arrested, then cough up his lungs and expire.
Oct 20
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The only believable part was him nor remembering the guy’s name.
Oct 20
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Oct 20
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Spaghetti. The sauce came out extra good this time, if I say it myself.
Oct 20
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Pretty much but she’s got to be really careful of her diet for obvious reasons.
Oct 20
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Why thank you! I recall you as well, and just as fondly!