To quote Dave Barry, only ask a woman if she’s pregnant if she’s in active labor and the baby is crowning.

In Kings, there’s some Biblical monarch or other who’s displeasing Yahweh, as they were wont to do, and a prophet tells him that in his son’s time all Israel is going to be chucked out of their country in punishment for myriad sins and everything will be wretched and horrible. And he thinks eh, as long as it doesn’t…

I remember reading about some clean eating advocate who described broccoli as “ a scrub brush for your colon!”

I WORKED FOR THESE KRACKLES, MOTHER.

Well, yeah. The old rich white dudes live large no matter what dystopia they’ve created.

We fixed the glitch.

Could be? That thing is the Ghost Ship as dreamed up by a billionaire who wants the future population to be trained to prison thinking. When there’s a fire, the bodies will be piled twenty deep.

YOU GOT TO PET A BELUGA?????

THAT FUCKING BANSHEE.

Charlie X was so scary and sad...the end where he’s promising to be good if only he can stay and they’re all looking at him with that terrible pity that says there’s nothing they can do...

Disney’s mission in the eighties was to irrevocably fuck up every child on the planet. 

The Great Owl was voiced by John Carradine and I can still hear him intoning every line.

POLTERGEIST. I’m 49 and I still can’t watch the face tearing scene.

My husband saw the original Robocop in the theaters with HIS mom and dad at age nine. First film he saw in a theater.

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She had great timing.

OMG!!!

Go Julia!