This is the kind of thing that should make you feel bad for the most unpopular obnoxious idiot you know, but does not.

Mine would get them arrested, but it would be worth it.

Didn’t it taste yucc-y?

Jenna Marbles does great videos about dyeing her hair and how differently she gets treated as a blonde.

What isn’t in the air? I think we’re approaching perfect storm rage conditions.

Like, when aren’t I angry? I’m basically Mark Ruffalo as Hulk all the time.

I was trying to remember this! It explains why I grit my teeth when my cats are being adorable.

Such a knockout! Those eyes!

I’m down with your inner rage, Ellie.

So these franchises will allow employees to access their $67 paycheck with an app right away, but not deal with a systemic rot.

New Jeff Foxworthy routine?

I remember that scene in Stand By Me, where River Phoenix’s character, the tough bad boy, is describing how he stole the class’s milk money but tried to give it back. His teacher kept it and reported him as the thief and bought a new skirt with the money.

Oregon Man is a very special breed.

I’d take one look at this gibbon in a shirt and double my price.

And tons of speed.

If I was casting Depp for a role, it would be the abusive drunk husband in The Tenant of Wildfell Hall. Anne Bronte just nailed, with horrible, lucid precision, living with a violent, abusive addict. How they expect you to entertain them for hours because they have no inner resource, they way they lash out out of…

Same thing with excessive overeating--both are ways to “hide” the body from sexual attention/violation.

It’s like when a kid refuses to eat lunch, over and over, and you finally say fine and pick up the plate with the sandwich and they immediately start howling and wailing and demanding the sandwich like it’s made of gold and you just shot them in the stomach to get it—and you put it back down and they refuse to eat it.

Hell, that one asshole who keeps trying to troll everybody and stepping on his dick publicly--that one who wanted to say Mueller was accused of sexual harassment and the whole time the moron’s fly was open? HE can’t even open an Ameritrade account because of his idiocy and he’s probably got a better credibility rating…

Oh, there’s no bordering about it. On this subject I am smug as a bug in a rug.