I know it is unkind to gloat, but I’m an Ohioan and GODDAMN does this feel good tonight. Republicans in Ohio have had their boots on the necks of us women for far to long, and it has been excruciating listening to their whinging for the past few months about how “extreme” and “radical” it is to ensure that women can…

I’m old enough to remember the polling that showed there would be a red wave ahead of the 2022 midterms.

I wish I could go back 30 or so years to the time when everyone knew Trump was a conman and most people thought of him as a clown. I’ll never forgive Mark Burnett for creating The Apprentice and rehabbing Trump’s image as a savvy businessman.

Fucking, THANK YOU!!! Political polling has been the most bullshit practice for my entire life, and I’m more than happy to tell CNN and every other outlet in the world to shove it. Also, Republicans are notoriously tribalistic, and will always shout out the expected refrain when asked. However, most of the time, what…

So, it should tell you something about the state of the Democratic Party that this man is presently polling ahead of President Biden in key swing states.

This. I am much more confident that Johnson is blatantly not disclosing his holdings for reasons that make sense only to him, rather than that he has no money.

The republican party went fully demented the moment a black man was elected president, and they’ve been punishing the country and its citizens ever since.

And the calls are all coming from inside the same house.

I thought the MAGAts were all up for threatening phone calls and literal violence against House members’ families when it was Nancy Pelosi’s husband or Hunter Biden. Now they don’t like it all of a sudden when it’s their own spouses and children? Boo-hoo

It’s also hilarious because he’s never passed any legislation. Real great leader, indeed!

That Bacon guy is on CNN right now and says that Jordan is pissing people off and he will lose even more votes the next time.  He is telling Jordan that he needs to give it up, not going to happen lol.  

The bullying is absolutely backfiring. You don’t lose votes when that stuff is working. The three reps from Texas are apparently getting threatened by the nutcases in the TXGOP as well, and all three dug in their heels.

LOVED when Ultra-MAGA Stefanik, during her introduction of Gym Jordan, commented that he has always been a great leader all the way back to his days as a wrestling coach and the ENTIRE democratic side of the aisle broke into great laughter. Fantastic unexpected comedy.

Yeah, the schadenfreude is very real. I almost laughed out loud when I saw he got fewer votes on the second ballot than on the first. There’s just no future where Jordan wins the speaker’s chair.

Jordan is a fascist insurrectionist piece of shit who enabled the sexual abuse of minors. Watching him get humiliated as he’s flailed about like someone who doesn’t know how anything in Congress works (spoiler alert: it’s because he doesn’t) has been a joy to behold. Add in the fact that a number of Republicans from…

I certainly wouldn’t oppose a bipartisan solution, but the Democrats shouldn’t just agree for free.

She deserves parental rights over her kids and I feel sorry for her in that regard as she was with a manipulative and likely abusive asshole but I confess, asking me to give the slightest shit about Grimes otherwise is probably a bit much. She’s a fucking idiot.

Back when I was on dating apps, I match with this guy and he’s really cute. He had a shirtless mirror selfie as his profile pic which was usually a hard pass for me, but he seemed sweet/nerdy so I talked to him. He tells me how he’s really worked on his body because he was a nerd and really awkward with women.

I am active at the local theater. Our building is just over 100 years old, and its history includes the owner’s mother living upstairs, a particularly mischievous actor pulling pranks onstage, and other stories that add up to the place being really hecking haunted.

Honestly thought she’d be flat-backing for a Saudi Prince by now. Or an elderly Italian with an inheritance estate in Tuscany and a portrait of Mussolini over his bed.