Makes total sense. If you’re told literally since you come into the world that A) You’re the reason your own mother is now on the downhill slide, due to pregnancy and birth, and B) you only have X amount of time before you yourself are shunned and cast aside, who would want to rush that process through getting knocked…

The “irreconcilable differences” are that she aged out and he only likes ‘em under 18.

In thirty seconds, once their worthless yet protein rich butts waddled far enough into bear/wolf/coyote country.

Clarence Thomas can be summed up as: a man who spent his entire life trying to make the wrong people love him.

I think he’s got a fetish for preventing urination.

The best part is that he started out at twenty bucks a month, then dropped it to eight by the end of that day after the blowback. So his very first day as CEO he devalued his asset by 60%.

Or accept the cursed gift that is civilization and leave nature in peace.

Shrews don’t even care.

Yo! Don’t come around here much since Jez shut me down with no notice but couldn’t resist crow murder!

Grievous Bodily Harm?

It’s gonna be tough wearing masks of all six faux-SCOTUS justices, but anything for revenge.

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Yes, indeed. Without constant outrage infusions they wither and die.

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Did it a week ago!

Yeah, I think the reason the film works is that Elle isn’t using her sexuality as a weapon or a method of climbing a ladder. She just likes looking good, and knowing that others think so. Early on, when she rips the two smug salesgirls a new one for trying to foist a substandard dress on her, she shows that she’s not…

Tracy is a hero who was taken advantage of by one teacher and trashed by another. Two grown men who blame her for their own failings. Of COURSE she’s a control freak! She has to get out of this town!

I wish the show would remember that Charles and Chic are Secret Lovahs. Chic never struck me as the particularly patient type, there can only be so much lag before he starts bitching. Maybe he can team up with Evelyn and they can run around yelling colors and shapes and triggering everybody.

I think he was playing on the beyond-tired stereotype of, as he called her, an underage party girl. Which, A) he apparently went to HerVard University because the Ivy League I’ve read about has the hardest partiers out there, and B) since the recruiter didn’t seem to care about being surrounded by teen drinkers and…

At this point Toni might as well be replaced by a Real Doll with a recording saying “are you sure, babe?” that plays when you pull the string. I mean, maybe the writers will remember she clonked Uncle Evil on the head at some point but? Ever since the fans went nuts when she and Jug made out a million years ago the…