I think that’s why the amount is so insultingly low--bankruptcy interferes with who is allowed to pay out the company’s remaining assets?

Man, he’ll do anything that’s insulting to the intelligence to stay out of prison, won’t he?

Love how he criticizes Time with honoring an environmental activist right after he murdered an endangered animal. Full Dump Bingo.

Tragically, it did not turn into a Punky Brewster Very Special Episode.

The mom was the last one to notice.

Yep. It’s like thinking all dogs are harmless because your nice neighbor’s dog is harmless. 

Her decision to trap her mother in the sex bunker all but guarantees that we haven’t seen the last of the malevolent matriarch, which is fine, seeing as the moment’s going to be all about Cheryl Blossom’s grief in specific.

At this point who is or isn’t anybody’s parent? When FP and Archie were sharing pie after fun night of fighting, I was all well, I guess it does take a village. Of the Damned.

Wow. If Epstein were a character in a sleazy novel, he’d be considered too on the nose and hitting too many rapist Bingo points.

Hang on...

Testing, testing...is this new account working?

I just have to figure out how to set up a burner...*tinkering sounds, explosion*

I don’t get what I could have possibly done! But yes, I agree, I must surrender to the flames. I’ll let you know as soon as I get it set up!

Stacy Schiff is an AMAZING writer. The Witches totally opened my eyes as to how the Salem Witch Trials took hold and the madness spread.

*scoops you into arms*

Oh my GOD, I have a huge crush on John and am green right now!

The book is truly hilarious. Once I had bought a replacement copy (but luckily I found my original one because it was the signed one from Neil Gaiman) and was laughing so much reading it in a restaurant that the waitress asked what it was. I ended up reading her the first page and a half and she had a giggling fit.

AHHHHHHH

YIKES

God, I haven’t had a cinnamon roll since forever.