Eh, I’m in Washington state and we’ve got one former rep who just took a five hundred grand a year job stanning for Cambodia after he “oversaw” their violent sham of an election, while another is on message boards planning assaults on left wing protesters and writing pamphlets that espouses killing all who disobey…

Just pull an alligator out of your yoga pants and you’ll be set.

Only if it involves a tree or rainy road/cliff scenario and not a school bus full of orphans or similar.

I’m guessing that Venn is a perfect circle. 

It is truly worth the effort: the mad camp crazy is quite well tuned.

Nothing soft about him, indeed.

I was highly amused that neither Sarah Florence alum/FBI agent lady nor anyone else seemed inclined to include “incredibly public attempted murder of a minor” in the charges.

It actually also makes sense because back in the day, he and Polly were planning to fake his death and flee and in the aftermath she left her home and the Blossom estate for The Farm. So clearly they’ve been entangled in Riverdale for a very long time leading up to this.

“But first, let’s pretend a middle aged man, albeit one in hella fine shape, could plausibly beat a teenager in his physical prime who’s a foot taller and has at least three inches of arm reach on me!”

Seriously, anybody who’s watched a 23 and Me commercial should have been able to call bullshit on that.

I think so too: to suddenly kill off Fred, when everybody knows that Perry died so soon and so tragically, would drag down the high camp tone of the show, so wedging it in currently would be a mistake. I assume there’ll be something at the very end of the finale along the lines of the phone ringing at the Andrews’…

Watching him and Fangs be so grateful for screen time that they gritted their teeth and handed over their kidneys was painful indeed.

He only wants you for your precious, expensive viscera.

Yep, me too. Been commenting for four years but hey! What the hell, right?

You’re living my dream. 

The only Dump that gets pardoned is Geisha Ivanka.

The best movie ever made.

They’re either trying to avoid having to confront the impeachment issue by throwing Donnie Half Scoop under the bus, or goad the House into demanding it and miring the waters throughout 2020 with delays and paperwork.

Is contempt of Congress a jailable offense? Can Barr really be ready to go to jail for this nightmare turd?

Man, when you piss off New York, you are dead.