Being torn apart by a cougar is natural, too, but I don’t see many of these idiots advocating that. They’re too busy trying to put their kids on the backs of bison at Yellowstone.

OH MY GOD.

It was the style at the time.

Every ER nurse and doc has a list of stories. Source: my dad, the ER doc.

Insulting, willful ignorance is where it’s at, kitty cat!

She thinks Nazis were the BEST thing.

I hope the only thing he heard in response to his apology was a click and a dial tone.

This is right up there with that study that shows sitting is bad for you.

My mom did a similar thing to her valve but through copious application of Diet Coke.

Your brothers are asshole bullies.

As a Seattleite/West Coaster, I sincerely thank your for your firefighting services. With another “well, the whole thing’s aflame again” season coming up, you deserve all the accolades going.

NO NO NO NO NO

Hmmm, most of my revolting foods have been from my earliest childhood, like eggs and seafood. Absolutely cannot bear either one, I don’t know if I was a chicken or a mermaid in my past life or what, but been a NOPE since I can remember.

I’m just waiting for this “past has great remedies” group and the anti-vaxxers to declare the new hot trend is blowing up water treatment plants, because using your natural immune system to fight cholera and dysentery is where it’s at.

People also used bird shit to bleach their hair! WE HAVE MOVED ON.

Plus, c’mon, he’s a Hemsworth, who were clearly hatched from a quartet of magical golden eggs their poor woodcutter parents found in the forest.

Her herpes would cost a grand and come with a free jade egg.

If they’re as casual as the CDC was about that quarantine, I doubt they’ll be much help. They’ll probably end up joining.