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“We would have figured that out eventually.”

Yeah, I hate it when people say Donny Osmond starred in that movie. C’mon, y’all, stop ignoring the wonderful BD Wong who actually starred as Shang.

The first LW is especially eye-roll-y because 1) nail polish is so easily removable (seriously just take it off as soon as you get home, dummy); and 2) pandemic times mean you’re in the house all the time and very few people will even see you. Seems like the perfect time to indulge this very small ask.

Luther, truly, is a big-hearted goober. 

Damn, now I’m reminded of how much I miss Enlisted. 

Alice Purslay. 

Are 2 and 3 really separate movies if I can’t tell Selena Gomez and Lucy Hale apart?

The Cinderella Story pantheon is peak fun-bad teen rom coms.

I really appreciate your efforts to tie everything to Legends and how often it involves undercover work.

I’ve been watching this with my mom, who enjoys movies/shows based on comics but is not a comics fan, and her acceptance of Starman as Courtney’s dad and genuine confusion when I was like “No way in hell” was definitely an “Aw, Mom” moment.

I agree with you that he needs to stay dead; it will feel so cheap otherwise. Also, the deaths in this show so far have done a lot to drive home exactly how ruthless the ISA (and Icicle in particular [seriously, him freezing Wizard so casually was a real “oh, fuck” moment]) is. 

The book definitely meanders, from what I remember. But Emma Thompson, in all her glory, adapted the screenplay beautifully. 

Sense and Sensibility is so gorgeous, and Alan Rickman breaks my heart every time. Colonel Brandon is decidedly swoon worthy. 

That’s a very Legends of Tomorrow joke, and I appreciate it. 

I know it was General Eiling, but he used the Blockbuster formula, so I simplified for the sake of brevity.

There’s an episode in the second season of Justice League Unlimited where a group of seven heroes without powers face off against Blockbuster. Those heroes just happen to be Stargirl, S.T.R.I.P.E., Green Arrow, Speedy, Shining Knight, Vigilante, and Crimson Avenger. I had never heard of Seven Soldiers before, so

Dr. Ito’s response to Cindy screaming in a cell - “Turn on the gas. It always calmed her as a baby.” - is one of the most fucked up lines I’ve heard in a long time.

This really does add a new level to “performative.”

The mind-bending-ness behind changing your band’s name to remove its racist overtones only to turn around and sue a black musician who has been using that name for decades is... something.

Such is the power of Matt Ryan’s Constantine.