The actress claims she asked the children if they’d seen their mother, Nicole Kidman, recently, or planned to do so.

“As soon as I’m no longer estranged from mom, we’ll whip up a batch for ya.” ~~~ Courtney “C is for cookie, DD is for cup size” Stodden (how much flour goes in a DD cup?)

I look forward to the alcohol-free wine bar, and the cheese-free patisserie. What more fun things can we be freed from?

But will it include the all important Mestrualporium?

I mean, it was her lived experience and she thought it was funny. That doesn’t cover what happened to Jess and Jarrett, but i do think Zola has the right to laugh at her own experience.

I wonder if the one-child policy would have been more successful if parents hadn’t been so set on having male heirs. The gender imbalance seems pretty man-made, forgive the pun.

So it was Fostered from the English language.

What kind of criminal would ring the door bell? If it was really closed, wouldn’t a criminal just break in and steal shit? He had the actions of someone acting like they wanted to buy stuff, not like he wanted to steal.

I thought Athens had a reputation for being pretty liberal? edited for change of opinion.

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

I can’t wait until every one of their daughters grow up and turn into Commie Liberal Pinkos to get back at them.

Seriously, this is creepy as shit to be like, “Imma just regard 14 year old girls like 17 year olds instead. Cause I feel like I can justify that.” A 14 year old WOMAN? Just fucking stop.

I was angry before I even clicked thru to the article. Then I read this

Trains, you say?

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

People are the worst, but here is a cat hugging a toy.

Every year, I work at a camping music festival over New Years’ and it is the bomb. I will always love any music festival - no showers for a week, getting covered in beer from those dickheads who bring their cans into the crush, wearing more glow-stick bracelets than anyone in their mid-20’s (ok, nearly 30) has any…

There’s no room for logic in this, kingwolf.

MARK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THAT THE LADY THEY BURIED WAS SOMEHOW ALIVE UNDERGROUND FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS

still would do.