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*gets on Facebook, sees “Georgia Tech” is trending in news*

I almost never see movies in the theater anymore (the siren song of being able to watch films in the comfort of my living room with my hand wrapped around a beer and the liberty to pause when I need to pee is too strong, plus, obviously, the $$$$ factor) but I am definitely going to shell out for this one. I freaking

My problems with this aren’t about the nudity because of “OH GOD NAKED PEOPLE” reasons, they are purely logistical. Is the venue providing lockers to store clothes?? Or is everyone just expected to bring a backpack or whatever? AND if I can’t slip my credit card and ID into my pocket, I guess that means I have to take

900% certain at least one employee noticed, laughed, and kept walking.

Someone should call in a welfare check on Sara.

Hmmm, maybe I should sue a few nieces and nephews.

So basically she is after any life insurance money his family got after his mom died? Classy.

*checks to see if she accidentally clicked on The Onion*

Something about him reminds me of a cousin I don't like very much

Anyone else getting REAL tired of people in athleisure attire trying to assert their need for you to worship them?

Don’t be simple.

I’m teaching analysis in my course right now, and how to look for an author’s assumptions.

“A smaller person would comment here about glass houses.”

Kittenjoy, I found the picture they have in the lobby!!! It’s this one:

Because the UK has really strict rules about advertising and this is suggesting that you can go from red to blonde very easily when anyone who has ever colored their hair can tell you that’s not the case.

What's with the insultbrag.

“Was never accused of rape to our knowledge” is about as low a bar as a low bar can be set for the candidates.

Over 25 days?

Did anyone else think her part on OITNB was kind of...blah? I was all jazzed about her and looking forward to her storyline and was disappointed.