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If you’re being hired to, among other things, kiss people on the mouth on camera, it seems like a reasonable question.

Well, if we’re going by stuff researched on the internet, her initial punishment wasn’t nearly harsh enough. She is obviously a witch. They should have thrown her off a steep cliff to her fiery reward. Also, did you know there are shape shifting lizard people living amongst us, such as the QUEEN of England?!! Also, at

Doesn’t the Australian Family Court understand that burnt creator, a commenter on Gawker media, has decided that the mother wantonly endangered her child by getting a tattoo in a professional, hygienic tattoo parlour, regardless of the findings of scientists who study such things?

Ok, i’ll ask my mouth women to be quiet.

I thought you were going to say by the unicorn instead of karma.

I had a book of spells at that age! I remember that the spells for strength or wisdom were super easy (light a candle, say a chant) and that the spells for “make this dude love you” included a unicorn horn and a stern warning to not use it in bad faith or you’d get buttfucked by karma.

GOD THE NERVE OF THIS WOMAN TO GO ON LIVING HER LIFE WHEN SHE IS A MOTHER I MEAN WHAT IS NEXT? LEAVING THE HOUSE? INTERACTING WITH OTHER HUMANS?!?!?!?!!? HAVING SEX?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!

How is this enforceable? Are they going to station a police officer to watch her 24/7 and make damn sure that baby doesn’t latch on? This is ridiculous and the father who started all of this needs a good punch in the throat.

If I ever have a kid, and I ever split with the mother, I would hope that someone close to me would punch me in the balls if I ever tried to pull low-blow legal shenanigans like this...

women are legit not allowed to do anything w their own bodies except be fucking brood mares.

Vicent D’Onofrio died by misgendering a raptor. He MISGENDERED A RAPTOR AND IT ATE HIM. That was fully awesome and the raptors continue to be the best.

Wasn’t there a Fear Street book on this? The Girl in the Dress, or something? Buyer beware. It secretly intends to kill you.

I’m no fan of either Kurt or Courtney, so no skin in this game here.

Because they were contacted by a reporter who was doing a story on her not being black.

As a Wild fan, seeing the Blackhawks bounce us from the playoffs so often, I was tempted to hate them. But for one, they play damn good hockey, and for two, they atone for a fan-base that’s stuck with the likes of Jay Cutler. This is the least Chicago deserves until Cutler is out of there. Good work, Chicago. At least

I’m disgusted to hear Chicago was given the Stanley Cup after discovering this guy was runner up.

Patrick Kane already drunk.

It never matters what iteration of “wat” meme/gif it is, I’m always happy.

I’m still at the “WAT” stage. I’ll get to BRUH eventually with this story.