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i agree with this and i think it’s unfair in a lot of cases—like, i don’t think an employment history that includes a year of stripping (or a pinterest board that talks about loving booze, or something) has any bearing on a teacher’s ability to teach. but this strikes me as something that would very obviously prevent

jfc, his nose hair is sticking an inch outside his nostril. Dude, no ladies in the lab were falling in love with you and they were crying because they were scared of your goblin teeth.

I think that’s called just plain not eating. Except for kale. Kale is cool. (Is kale cool?)

70 lbs in 4 months? There’s no way that’s healthy.

... so they are going to commit the sin of divorce?

This photo was taken a second before the top cake layer slid off from melting. Sadly nobody took photos of the aftermath. Smooshed cake and a surprise Hitler for everyone!

My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we

I used to love Bob Dylan’s tracks about doing “E” and raping and murdering your ex-wife in front of your kid. CLASSIC Dylan.

Clearly this was an inside job — the woman arranged the whole thing to finally escape from the never-ending hell that is being a bridesmaid.

Religion aside, I appreciate that people are talking about child molestation openly. Besides the actual abuse, the shame of it is a life long burden. The more people feel relaxed about admitting it happened to them, and they were NOT to blame, the better.

Damn....that was almost rational and thoughtful. SoClose.

I understand being anxious about whether your girlfriend will catch the bouquet, but this seems a little extreme.

It was bad enough when the femicommunazis stole Mad Max. At least Charlize Theron has misogynist boner pleasing qualities, although not in Fury Road because she has the dreaded short hair. But now, a movie starring a FAT woman is on top? Oh the horror, the horror!

Stay away from reading the comments on NPR Spy post of Facebook. A ton of d e p r e s s i n g.

this was my yearbook picture. i was heavily into wicca at the time (it was the 90s) and claimed the hat was a religious thing as the yearbook photo day was on halloween.

I went through a Black Panthers phase. I don’t know what else to say.

I gotta say, I think there is some merit to that argument. I grew up in North Dakota, and non-white people were pretty rare. It is easy to pat yourself on the back as a non-racist when you rarely encounter anyone not your own color. And there is just a lot less occasion to use (and I suppose google) racist language.

I met my husband through my ex, as we were all part of a group of friends in college. This isn’t a skeevy thing where I dumped my ex for my husband. I actually got dumped by the ex (who was my fiance at the time) and he actually suggested my husband and I hook up, because he thought since we were both overweight, we’d

Jesus, each of these stories should have ended with a scalding bowl of soup to the dick for the men involved.