What the hell else is to be done with a brain damaged (almost) baby animal like this?

Well damn it, and here I am legitimately going through a year long vetting and traing process for a real service animal.... When I could slap on a vest and people would assume it's the same thing!

I wondered if the girls in question included one or more of his sisters. And then whether they were urged to turn the other cheek. And then I got sad.

I hate to say this, but like...is anyone surprised here? That family is so beyond reprehensible. I’m sure fondling underage girls is ok as long as there’s no gay shit going on.

Well now I’m worried about his gazzilion sisters and the football team he is surely planning to have with his wife.

Presumably, the child porn was pictures of her that she sent him from her phone.

Even if she was barely 18 at the time the baby was conceived, given the fact that he is 57, was her boss, and has a predilection for child porn makes everything extremely icky.

She said that when the eighth-graders were having prom,

Don’t ever underestimate the plethora of batshit fuckery that can come from America’s Wang.

One of my all time favorite Jez comments ever was re. an article about Ansel Elgort and it said simply, “Now THAT’S the face of a guy who goes down on you for way too long...”

Then you’d just tell everyone that you got the offer? But, like, you’re about the art of being a DJ. Not pretending.

If I were DJ Ansolo, I’d be pretty offended I wasn’t asked to star in this vehicle.

OMG PEOPLE GOT NEW JOBS IN THE PAST 4 YEARS! ESCANDALO!

I know now that the title reads “Cocaine-Munching”, but for some reason I read “Coochie-Munching” and now I’m drinking heavily because I’m traumatized.

My nemesis in college did this in Amherst when she had a $20,000 trust fund and it made me want to punch her in the face and honestly I feel the same way about this person because I am a slave to consumerism and misery loves company.

Ouch. Now, that’s a vision.

Except that My dad doesn’t get angry, I would think you were my sister.

Is your dad my dad?!? How did I never realize I had a sibling?

Sis?!?