The Ninja Turtles one.

This is the cover of the latest Der Spiegel. OMFG

And everyone is so wrapped up in the political theater Trump is creating (cabinet nominations, who tf is Frederick Douglass, Steve Bannon), we’ve yet again skipped over the fact that our POTUS still hasn’t fucking fully divested himself from his businesses, many of which will likely benefit from the financial…

You can’t lose something you never had.

Who said war with Russia would be good? There is a difference between supporting a democratically elected government like Ukraine and defending a sand bar.

Hey, Donnie, why don’t you use this prayer breakfast to reflect on Exodus 22:21

Any person who would rubber stamp putting this malicious individual in charge of children’s welfare should be hanged for treason. I am not being hyperbolic.

If it helps you at all they won’t actually provide him an education in any meaningful sense!

No snark. Proud owner of a rescue lab mix. This is Chief. I know it sounds trite, but he knows he was rescued and he is the best goddamn dog I have ever known. Pure heart. Please, if you are considering getting an animal, go to a shelter near you.

Steve Bannon looks like a guy who hangs out at the strip club on Sunday afternoon for the buffet lunch.

The other huge motivation for “Right to Work” legislation(other than slashing wages to help big business) is cutting off a major source of Democratic Party donations—union dues.

lets chat call my cel @5p thx

The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.

How is it so common that the higher up someone is in an organization, the less professional their emails are?

relevant:

“Hey, it’s your first payday. I know you don’t like materialistic things so instead of a paycheck I wrote you a poem.”

As a Bernie supporter that was realistic enough to vote for Hillary “just in case” (even though I live in California and there was basically no way it would matter here): yeah, keep pushing the DNC line about how Bernie and Stein supporters fucked all of us. They were definitely the *real* problem. /s

Don’t forget, Dr. Seuss was a vocal opponent of ‘America First’ the first time it raised its dumb head.