...and in an odd way, it wasn’t until he lifted the team up from San Diego and forced it to play on a kind of aircraft carrier thing that could fly and also be a boat and wasn’t directly connected to any particular populace or geography at all that Spanos could SEE the damage he wrought, and the tarnished legacy he…

It would be poetic justice if he starts building the fucken wall, asks Mexico for payment, then Mexico says “We don’t need to pay you; you got paid in so much publicity, believe me. You made so much!” the way Trump talks to his creditors.

Tie them together and drown them in the same sack.

I was raised by my mother and my grandmother. My father was a distant figure throughout my life. When I put on my cowboy hat and speedo and rollerbladed into Claire’s to get my belly button pierced as a young man, it wasn’t because I didn’t have a dad. It was because I fucking ruled.

“Your bodies are balloons filled with farts”

NO-DAD LAD LANDS BADBOY JABS

8 Months ago Poolside dropped the Contact High Mixtape and while it’s everything you might expect from DJ’s who mostly gig around LA, Tijuana, and festivals (light, breezy, not meant to be thought about too seriously). It turns downright phenomenal at the 55 minute mark when the mix in, play with, and utterly enhance…

I am wedding planning for 2017 and I am also sick of these trends. I only get my period every 2 months so it’s been impossible for me to collect enough menstrual blood to make my signature cocktail. 

Jesus, what’s he going to have to do to please you, forward you some 19th division Kazakh Over-90 soccer league bloopers?

This is the most heartbreaking of all. I saw George in concert twice, the first time in 1987 in Honolulu when I was ten years old. The Faith album still stands as one of the greatest pop albums ever made. I know every song, every word. I saw him again in 2008, just about twenty years later, in DC. I cannot express how…

Because the Grayson Allen stories in March will be so much fun to follow...

This is really important. Sample size, design of the study, control for comorbidities, longitudinal follow up are all really important.

When I was pregnant with my 2nd a year ago I was curious about this and looked up the studies myself. Generally the consensus is a whole lot of ‘not sure’ and studies did not look at women who only did a LITTLE (studies usually go with women who toked over a certain amount, much like caffeine-in-pregnancy studies;…

Can we finally meet at the middle on weed use and health? Its not the worst thing in the universe, nor is it a wholly positive indulgence. Rather than fighting to “smoke weed every day”... Can we accept that it, like any other substance, should be consumed responsibly and in moderation? I’ve never met a person who…

One of my favorite things to do at work is to simply respond with the forwarded email that contains whatever they said that they’re now claiming they didn’t say.

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

She was clearly asking for it, hanging around with hookers and all.

She is terrible. She’s a beard for bigotry.

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

Is this related to the C-130 circling Manhattan earlier? Did Russian hackers alter this hotels’ Yelp rating? Does Donald Trump sleep in nude in an oxygen tent he believes gives him sexual powers? It’s all speculation at this point.