My dog trying not to look at the turkey on her paw.

Kindly fuck right off.

She should win everything!

who’s a good doggo? Yes you are! Yes you are!

I would group her in the Finest Smiles category.

your little mutt could easily win most beautiful eyes

We are the winners, just sharing their lives.

They should have an “Awesome mixed Breed” Division. I would enter my buddy Ranger.

This is a fine dog face right here.

Some sort of licking breed, looks like.

lena dunham : profile in courage.

When you go back on “Chopped” - and dammit, you will - I hope the menu includes “hanging rice”, Mac and jeans and cum fritters, all served with ear salad and wool pie. Happy Tomsulagiving!!

You are a decent man and you try hard, which is why your end zone proposal is balls. What you do is take ONE end zone and make it EIGHT INCHES deeper. Call it the Bonus Zone and say you are doing it to make the Coin Toss more important (try not to snicker when you do this.) You will instantly hear crazy shit like,…

It’s also a great way to turn a profit.

I suppose killing our national education system is one way they’ve figured out how to ensure a healthy supply of future Republican voters...

This story makes no sense for so many different reasons, but for the record, I’m totally cool with peeing nearly anywhere. I personally pee in my bathroom’s second sink. Every time. Wake up in the middle of the night with a boner: pee in the sink. Easier to aim, obviously. Wake up in the middle of the night without a…

Just forwarded these links to my boss as a suggestion for our annual holiday charitable contribution. Fellow Jezzies - don’t forget that your workplace might be looking for somewhere to donate money to in the holiday season.

Call me crazy but I’m thinking it’s going to end up with a wild card berth and a boring as fuck playoffs loss that leaves us questioning both Andy Reid’s coaching and Alex Smith’s competence.

I think we need to ease up on the poor thing. She’s trying.

Why are you assuming any of these people have any morals?