As far as I’m concerned:

It’s time to reach out to the back-up quarterbacks, Beef Binkles and Blart Boofles. If that fails we’re going to the practice squad to get Burp Bangles some reps.

For people opposed to the “nanny state” they sure are keen on government interference in people’s lives.

Mike Pence is a piece of shit. One of the worst politicians I’ve seen in my time in Indiana and that, quite frankly, is saying something.

The most useful aspect of Jordan Rodgers’s appearance on The Bachelor was the revelation that he apparently has no relationship with his brother, NFL star Aaron.

She sounds like the type of person who invites people over for dinner and then tries to get them to invest in a ponzi scheme.

Yea I hesitate to try and parse the words of the RZA (I’m not worthy) but I think he was just trying to point out the irony of a new wave of young investors (who are probably mostly white, ffs NICK LACHEY tried to corner the weed market in his home state) making millions off an industry “we built” as in, our culture…

When my longing for a deeper sense of human connection and humanity becomes almost too much to bear, I barricade myself in a Starbucks and consume each and every Unity Cup I can before the police can take me away. Thousands and thousands of faces connected by one single line are slowly digesting in my engorged…

Wow! Why is the press not covering this!

Damn, that man is cold!

Oops...looks like Trump might not give him a pardon after all.

Jeez, even Soccer’s sex scandals are boring.

I think I found the UC’s response:

I hate Trump, and will be voting for Hillary, but I’m not sure why she gets a free pass on this site. She’s the lesser of two evils, but isn’t what I’d consider an appealing candidate. She could have nipped this all in the bud if she wanted to, and released those emails, but didn’t. Instead she acted like any…

Man, the Home Improvement reboot looks awful.

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

Any redneck that rolls into North Philadelphia on Election Day is going to have a very bad time.

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.