Someone, yes. But who? We’ll have to search for this person. It could take a while...years, maybe decades. Truth be told, we may never actually find him.

It’s kind of heartwarming that for seemingly every subject, no matter how out of the ordinary, there’s a Jalop commenter who has a personal anecdote or brief circumstance to share. Cool picture.

The red RPM bands are infected. Stay away from those.

You guys do realize that this Cybertruck is a prank, right? They’re going to bring out the real truck any minute now...

Feels kinda lazy to me.

I don’t drive a normal car. I drive an SUV. Yes, I drive forward until the wheels hit the stops. However, I used to drive a sports car and it always made me nervous about pulling too far forward. I never scraped the bumper only because I was thinking about it constantly.

Except you can’t park it like a normal car. The splitter on a sports car is lower than most concrete parking space blocks or “stops”. Not only will it make an extremely embarrassing crunching sound, it’s going to be very expensive to fix.

It’s time to buy a country place that no one knows about. Something that used to be a farm, before they pass this Motor Law.

According to reports, they just put a hundreds of dollars worth of beer in shopping carts and walked out, which is wild!

Oh right. For a sec I forgot that companies advertise here.

I’m still not totally sure what’s going on with those handles at the front of the fenders.

No grandpa, he said roof racks. Roof. Racks.

Oh, hmm. I was referring to the series mainly. If we’re just talking about the movie then you have a point since it only spent about 5 seconds in space when the pyramid ship blew up.

Yes, I think you’re right. Class 3.

Where does Stargate fit in? It has a ring but not surrounding a ship. And it takes place in present-time Earth. Although, there are advanced alien spaceships and whatnot, so maybe Class 4.

Are those...vented tail lights? Not even going to ask why. I’ll allow it.

Yesterday, the head of the MTA advised against traveling on the city’s subways if it could be avoided.

With the goat in shades, oh no.

Damn that’s a cool looking goat.