son of a motherless goat (now ad-blocker-free *cough*)
goat7
10/13/19
4:29 PM
3

I mean, wouldn’t the cars always win? lol

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10/13/19
2:13 PM
2

Oh boy, that brings me back to my cult days. Good times. That reminds me, “Hey Alexa, add kool-aid to my grocery list.”

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10/11/19
9:03 PM
4

Hey, is your trailer a Turbo? Because it could be if you want.

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10/11/19
8:58 PM
3

That goes against my every instinct, but ok.

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10/11/19
8:47 PM
4

I have an idea. Use roads instead, ya tallywackers.

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10/11/19
8:08 PM
40

I could totally see Lamborghini being called into Volkswagen’s office, being told the news, then announcing loudly, “YOU CAN’T FIRE ME, I FUCKING QUIT!” while simultaneously flipping VW’s desk with one violent heave that transpires in slow motion even though it’s happening in real time, as the late Alan Rickman will so

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10/10/19
9:47 PM
32

I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE AUTO-PLAYING VIDEO THAT I CAN’T FIND!!

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10/10/19
9:25 PM
3

just without the car actually speaking back at you. Read more

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10/10/19
8:17 PM
38

Jalopnik Writer: “Drive Your Cars More, You Cowards!”

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10/10/19
5:46 PM
6

I just turned off my ad blocker. Hope that helps, guys. Read more

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10/10/19
4:04 PM
82

The Bronco III never got the love it deserved.

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10/9/19
2:29 PM
3

A pet surcharge? Monsters. On the other hand, I’d be okay with a mother-in-law surcharge if they picked her up and drove her...pretty much anywhere far from here. Name your price, Uber.

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10/8/19
10:59 PM
7

I like that purple. The M8's purple looks too eggplant.

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10/8/19
9:29 PM
8

I vaguely recall watching a commercial where some random person is standing right next to the car and they keep saying “what Buick” like a fucking imbecile. Honest marketing if I’ve ever seen it.

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10/8/19
9:09 PM
6

Heck, I didn’t even realize there was a Buick article.

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10/8/19
6:13 PM
87

And just like a real truck it even has a special place to store my urine bottles and lotion. They’ve thought of everything!

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10/8/19
5:34 PM
27

Driver Uses Pickup For Actual Work, Jalopnik Stunned

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10/8/19
5:07 PM
25

Elon Musk Wants You To Know The ‘Pedo Guy’ Thing Has Been Very Hard On Elon Musk Read more

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