My solution? I wear my sunglasses at night. That’s my plan, that’s my plan.

Insurance covers any major damage. For minor stuff, they just send Vito and his brother Joey Knuckles over to your house to give you a little chat.

Let’s wait and see it before we react too strongly.

I’m liking it more than I thought I would.

I think he meant CB radio there, good buddy.

Yes. It’s because of the old people and totally not because the young people didn’t vote. It’s fine though, I’ve read that posting “ok boomer” on social media is basically the same thing as voting.

That new image shows traffic. Change it again.

This is serious. A moaider was committed.

“Phil Swift here. To show you the amazing strength of Flex Seal, we’re going to drive this truck into that sacred Easter Island statue...”

BOTH ARE WRONG.

Do you normally comment on subjects that you have zero curiosity about?

Your Miata can probably fit under some of them.

To quote Robocop, large vehicles are “An American Tradition”. Luxo pickup trucks are just the new land barges.

Ask your mechanic if reCharge is right for you.

By the way, this was the easiest maze ever.

I really like the Infinity Stones in the steering wheel. I hope they give me special powers when they’re embedded in my face during an accident.

Cadillac can Celest-iq my balls.

That’s Triangle Man’s car that he uses to fight Particle Man.

My birthday wish also involves having something blown.