Okay, but how do you feel about the car?

Well no wonder it’s shutting off. You got yourself a cheese clog there buddy.

Where?

Grillception.

Isn’t there some Jaloprule about not posting two BMW articles back-to-back??? At least put a palate cleanser in between!

Whatever you do, don’t image search “bat soup”. I just did and I really wish I hadn’t. Fair warning.

How many points do I lose on my Social Credit Score if I personally start a global pandemic?

When a vehicle approaches with bright lights, just close your eyes until they pass. I honestly don’t see what the big deal is. Actually, I don’t see anything anymore.

Why buy a vehicle that says “I’m successful with good taste” when you could buy on that says “I don’t know the meaning of the word practical and I’m very needy so pay attention to me dammit”.

Sorry you didn’t get the house but that was probably for the best.

Now make it fold.

I just noticed that after I posted it. Still, it’s not ... umm let’s use the word angly instead, yeah angly in the right location. Maybe if they moved it forward a bit it would improve the proportions. Or make the whole bed shorter. It bugs me because I really want to like this truck.

I think I just realized what I don’t like about the Gladiator, aside from its length (bear with me for a sec, I know this isn’t a Gladiator article). The truck has lots of slanted lines to it - the trailing edge of the doors, the fenders - but the gap between the bed and cabin is different. It’s a vertical line…

Well... on the bright side, at least he didn’t have to pay for it.

Pictured: Me believing you.

I’m just here to punch some Nazis and watch wrestling. And they’re all out of wrestling.