Not necessarily. The H3 had 5 of those identification lights and it was 74.7 inches wide.

“If FSD lasts more than 4 hours, consider yourself extremely lucky.”

Just out of curiosity, I looked up the quickest accelerating roller coasters in the world. Do-Dodonpa in Japan can do 0-112 mph in 1.56 seconds. I don’t know what the exact 0-60 time is, but it must be close enough to a fighter jet’s take-off speed, and way more affordable per ride.

Midichlorians are a unit of force, I believe.

Tell that to George Lucas.

I feel like for anything faster than 3 seconds my brain loses its ability to comprehend what that means and they may as well be talking in units of parsecs at that point.

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

I just have one question. How did you get your doggo to wear sunglasses? Mine acts like I’m torturing her whenever I try.

Either that picture is seriously distorted or this thing is 12 yards long and 2 lanes wide!

You just blew my little mind.

I would like to see Jalopnik review The Notebook next.

You’re right. I’m sorry, Kristen. Twas only a joke. I’ll post up a picture of me in my underwear if you want. Just say the word.

Yeah, you’re probably right.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

Kristen’s underwear:

Harley-Davidson’s Slow Decline Is Getting Hard To Watch

Beer for the skier, vodka for the driver.

So the purpose is to not fall down. And not get run over by another car. This has potential. How about every lap you have to chug a beer.

Question. Do these masks work for dogs? She sneezed like 5 times in a row today and I’m a little concerned. Thanks.

Justin should have at least given you credit. That’s journalism 101.