I don’t care what they call it as long as it looks like that candy apple red beauty pictured above.

“To protect you from what’s coming...”

The car’s name is Taycan. This should have started out with it being kidnapped by some shady Albanians and an angry Liam Neeson chasing after them.

Maserwatti.

I love them enough that I would never allow them to race for Acura.

Very. Good thing there wasn’t a child in that seat. This time.

Is that really the plot? I stopped watching F&F movies after Dom got stranded on a desert planet and fought giant alien piranha bats.

Everybody happy now? GOOD. GREAT. GRAND! WONDERFUL!!

Why do rally cars all seem to have those huge vents in the rear of each wheel well? Is it to relieve air pressure in those areas? Maybe to help with brake cooling? Or some kind of evolutionary adornment for attracting mates?

Bra-fucking-vo.

I have carried a washing machine in this.

I was asking for a friend, BTW.

This is going to make police spike strips useless, no? Also, no more shooting out tires in movies.

Jurassic Park was just Westworld with dinosaurs instead of robots.

The following movie has been rated PG...

Tom’s advice regarding the DB11 lease is good but I feel like telling someone with spending issues to “spend less” is like telling an obese person to “eat less”. This person needs to find someone that can provide comprehensive help financially and possibly psychologically.

Oppo?

Holy s**t, JEM! You just dethroned that guy who always wins COTD! You know the one I’m talking about.

Your opinions matter to me, dammit!

I, for one, do not come to Jalopnik for the humor so I appreciate the explanation.