A simple “yes” would have done. I’m eating here.

Just to be clear, you’re referring to Doug, not the car, right?

Clearly we’re witnessing some kind of synergy taking place.

Whose idea was it to put background smoke on there?

You’re such a ham!

Why does this thing even have seat belts? They’ll only prolong your suffering.

A liar? Well...she is a politician and her lips were moving.

What do they call pedantic people over there? I bet it’s “pedanties” or something.

Jeez, all this time I thought it meant they got a text message.

CEO Spanfeller, a G/O-class herbcraft carrier.

until it killed itself

I blame the kids.

I think customers need to admit that to themselves first. You just described a minivan, which most people wouldn’t be caught dead driving because it projects the wrong self-image.

Not according to the Joneses.

Smoke makes it *cough* look sexy, you *wheeze* uncultured swine.

Counterpoint: #N/A

And the term for people who obsess over them... “doorks”.

Don’t talk shit about Pottery Barn, bro.

Yep, the outside is literally just a standard Ranger body with a shortened bed. I’m guessing that is not the actual Bronco bodywork being camouflaged there on that mule. Hopefully.

Muilenburg himself is an engineer, so that’s especially disappointing to hear.