That’s all? I was expecting it to involve tentacles.

Aspark Owl

Wait, is that true about the track being worn in one direction or did a joke just fly over my head?

What a timely article. I’m right in the middle of gearing up my Yukon for some car camping this season.

TL;DR It was the intern’s fault.

In a van down by the river?

What if I want to back into an herb? I’m not saying that I would, but hypothetically speaking, would this camera improve my aim?

What if I want to back into an herb? I’m not saying that I would, but hypothetically speaking, would this camera…

I don’t think we’re speaking the same language exactly. I’m speaking in terms of “fun”, you’re speaking in terms of what’s “easy”. It is possible that we’re both correct from our own perspectives.

I think it’s more fun with a manual.

Aw yeah. I really connected the hell out of those two dots, didn’t I.

Looks like the rock is our new 11foot8.

the driving experience is actually pretty similar to a manual, except for the

I came here for the popcorn scene. Where’s my popcorn scene dammit?

Maybe. But it won’t be useless against gigantic kittens!

Jeez, how long is this thing?

Thanks for sharing pics of your seman adventure, Bradley.

I’ve sent them a ton of dick pics but never heard back. Starting to think about sending hate mail now.

I would stab you right now but there’s no chicken sandwich in it for me.

That initial teaser of the pickup was embedded within the end credits for 1982's Blade Runner for some reason.