That goes against my every instinct, but ok.

I have an idea. Use roads instead, ya tallywackers.

I could totally see Lamborghini being called into Volkswagen’s office, being told the news, then announcing loudly, “YOU CAN’T FIRE ME, I FUCKING QUIT!” while simultaneously flipping VW’s desk with one violent heave that transpires in slow motion even though it’s happening in real time, as the late Alan Rickman will so…

a bumper wench

I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE AUTO-PLAYING VIDEO THAT I CAN’T FIND!!

just without the car actually speaking back at you.

Jalopnik Writer: “Drive Your Cars More, You Cowards!”

I just turned off my ad blocker. Hope that helps, guys.

The Bronco III never got the love it deserved.

A pet surcharge? Monsters. On the other hand, I’d be okay with a mother-in-law surcharge if they picked her up and drove her...pretty much anywhere far from here. Name your price, Uber.

I like that purple. The M8's purple looks too eggplant.

I vaguely recall watching a commercial where some random person is standing right next to the car and they keep saying “what Buick” like a fucking imbecile. Honest marketing if I’ve ever seen it.

Heck, I didn’t even realize there was a Buick article.

Yes.

And just like a real truck it even has a special place to store my urine bottles and lotion. They’ve thought of everything!

Driver Uses Pickup For Actual Work, Jalopnik Stunned

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Lately?

They named it the LiveWire - I was kind of expecting to get shocked.

And we can crown it the “Stank Tank”.