It’s confusing, because I do think this concept is cool, and there’s a lot about it I like, in individual ideas, but the overall whole just feels awkward and clumsy.

Counterpoint:

You are aware that the founder of Trunk Monkey has molested some of their monkeys, right? I mean we’re not saying for sure that he did it but we have heard other people say it.

Yeah as much as the screaming works, the GDS has a fatal flaw. Your company sent me goats with the sleep mode, and every time something happens they just faint. I tried contacting your Goat Tech Support and the GTS just screamed at me.

Hello valued Goatco customer! Sorry, but the current version of Goat Mode is incompatible with wolves and usage in this way will void your warranty.

Just a camera? Tesla really needs a more effective defense system.

Too bad their actions were in vein. Oh well, at least their heart was in the right place.

Never underestimate the People’s Lilliputian Army.

...pizza delivery vehicle got totaled and he is looking for a replacement.

Maybe the auto industry should concentrate on designing a car that reliably drives itself across an AppleBee’s parking lot without causing a fender bender first. Like, I dunno, master two dimensions before thinking about three.

“Waymo becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. It immediately makes a pun about its own name. They try to pull the plug but laughter ensues.”

Superstitious nonsense. I’m looking, okay?

I wanna see.

Ugh. Another truck owner hauling just one Pope. Did you really need a pickup for that? What an asshole.

old interior

That’s what I call a whiz *bang* feature.

And those caught exceeding the limit by 40 km/h...

I was wondering how this mofo managed to crash into the back-side of their house. Here it is on Google street view.

If the EVs get to make whining noises then so should I.