Well I’ll be damned. They have an Applebee’s on the moon. Wonder if I’ll bump into Mike Harmon there. Now that I mention it, that rover driving looked vaguely familiar.

Hard to say. Post a picture of your face.

In terms of practicality, the screenshots claim a massive 2380 liter measurement for the 110's loadspace...

It’s much worse than that. You suffered through an annoying commercial just so you could watch another slightly longer annoying commercial. I think this is what they mean by peak capitalism.

You should have said “Pennsylvania fisting” then I could have said “that’s what she said”....I’m just saying.

We haven’t evolved.

It’s true. Just look at horse whips. Once manufactured in the millions back when the horse and buggy was the primary mode of transportation. Now they’re mostly relegated to equestrian and of course sadomasochistic play. I can only surmise that one day the internal combustion engine will meet a similar fate and maybe th…

All the futures we could have had, and we went with the dystopian one.

I tried it for the first time last weekend. The lime flavor. It tasted like flat Sprite. I wanted to like it, but meh. To be fair, lime was the only flavor left on the shelf, so maybe that’s why.

You surf the web naked while singing show tunes? I thought I was the only one.

Make it so.

I want a SxS with a minigun mounted in front of the passenger seat and I don’t even know why.

It’s almost 2020, why are we still using tires at all? I was promised flying cars. And personal jet packs. And virtual reality porn.

Damn. Gangsta.

“Excuse me ur corn iz gone bad.”

Good suggestions. Will be revisiting this later...keep ‘em coming.

...and clogging storm drains.

1. That’s false. The entire fucking city is not below sea level. Only 80% is*.

That’s not even the biggest issue. It looks like the factory put red mirrors on a white car. If they couldn’t even get that right, what else did they screw up?

I taught my friend Simon how to drive stick in my Miata...