I mean yes, your theory makes sense because manufacturers typically want to offer popular colors that they can sell in economies of scale, not rare quirky colors that only appeal to a few weirdos. No offense, I love weirdos.

Does it have internet access? Not for porn, for other stuff. Why’d you even bring up porn?! How weird of you to think of that!!

Too bad you can’t drive it after Labor Day.

No lander, no care. I want a space submarine dammit!

Appealing to that eighth-life crisis, I see.

I always assume that to be the case regardless of the situation.

When’s the last time you cleaned out your raccoon filter?

Damn car always nagging me to fix this, pay for that. It thinks it’s my wife, except it doesn’t cook and clean.

Are you sure you’re 3+?

For $6.4 million it better come with Pussy Galore.

It keeps telling me to check engine. So I checked it. Yep, still there. Weird!

Kind of funny that I immediately knew who you were talking about even before expanding the page. I thought to myself, that’s either Christian Von Koenigsegg or a helmetless Darth Vader.

It’s got oil slick dispensers

Miata is always the answer.

Damn, I was hoping it came with a sweet VHS recorder in the console.

I was thinking Orangeland.

Oh.

In that case, next date night may I suggest Perfume de Sunoco. It’ll drive her wild.

Why Buy A Bugatti Centodieci When You Can Have This F-16 Fighter Jet For Less?

Because, we, as clever gearheads, could easily recognize that car as a Porsche 911, and we all know that on that famous car, the fuel filler is on the front fender, not where it’s shown there.