Indeed, it is a good song. And kudos to the drummer for playing with a head wound.

Wrapped up like a douche, a little odor in the night.

...with Cadillac headlights...

I hope that day is far off, my friend. But when it does happen, I bet you just fade away to a non-corporal form leaving behind a pile of clothes.

Roboracers ain’t afraid of no debris.

Mmm. That green paint is to die for. Seriously, carry away my rotting corpse in that one please!

Willoughby? More like Wannaghby.

Honestly, I can’t decide if I should root for team 01010010 or team 10001011. On one hand, 01010010 is in beta and looking to prove something next year...but 10001011 shares an algorithm with my Roomba.

Do the wheels spin or just...waddle?

I don’t have tattoos myself, but I think certain ink can be beautiful and timeless, depending on the design. The ones that I don’t like are where the person has a bunch of random tattoos that have no apparent consistency with one another and looks more like a scrap book of their life. The woman’s tattoo in the lede…

He means like this poor hard-working bastard.

I like the concept, but who carries coins with them anymore?

I’ve always suspected that the open plan movement was secretly orchestrated by Big Ficus.

Have some respect for the Ex.

They’re retractable. Here, watch. “Go go gadget water skis”.

I dunno, it kinda looks like a hammerhead shark.

Rather than concede defeat, she continued on the rest of her journey alone, documenting her trip on Instagram and her website along the way.

Unfortunately, my car is white. The license plate would just be all F’d.

Yugo. Yustop. Yufix.