goat7
son of a motherless goat (PSA: wash your hooves)
goat7

No thanks. But when you guys get a robocall system let me know.

We can do other things, like call you dumb, lazy and sexually unfulfilling.

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

OMFG what the hell did they do to Gulliver???

son of a motherless goat is now following you.

It is oddly mesmerizing, isn’t it. Me watching the lede gif:

Can’t blame him. Bacon.

They had to balance out the plane somehow.

I’d push the attendant call button then hide.

A small heater would solve that. Maybe a light-weight radioisotope heater unit. Although, the brain cancer....

You say “frame damage”, I say “damn that looks easy to hose out now”.

How dare you underestimate me, sir. I’ll have you know I don’t know much about a lot of things.

More like a rust accelerator. No wonder you like it.

This comment is criminally underrated.

All jobs should provide a living wage.

The Future of Mobility Is Obviously 200 HP Turbocharged Snowmobiles

He should offer them $4,000 for it.

Hi, Doctor Nick!

...and of course comes with the benefit of Mercedes’ impressive new human-machine interface.