God could you imagine, showing up to your first all-female space walk and someone else is wearing the exact same outfit.
Only if you’re holding a toaster.
Wasn’t that Ace and Gary’s car from the Ambiguously Gay Duo?
“Those will be led by the iNext, a wild-looking wagon-hatch thing naked mole rat unveiled in concept form last year.”
TARDIS Edition?
Where do I buy pants like that? I want to know so I never shop there.
More like “Jason Writhes”.
What’s the planet ever done for me?
Do you like fish sticks?
Your adult self sucks.
How to See The Northern Lights in the US This Weekend
1. Open your eyes.
2. Look up to the skies and see.
That’s always been my motto.
Today I learned that the red vertical structure on the observation tower is not a water slide.
How could I forget the Cassowary - it even says “wary” right in the name.
Things that can kill you in Australia (updated March 22, 2019):
1. Spiders
2. Saltwater crocodiles
3. The lack of an ozone layer
4. Russell Crowe
5. Great white sharks
6. Snakes
7. Jellyfish
8. Kangaroos
9. Lord Humungus
10. Koalas
11. Measles, now I guess
Fake.
The vehicle or the watch?
Now they’re copying our intellectual property laws...typical.