First it was frictionless hyperloop pipes, then private Musk tunnels, now flying squirrel suits. Why do we keep dancing around the obvious solution and just build that pneumatic mail tube system from Futurama. You know you wanna.

Also, pepita means “little seeds of squash” in Spanish and it’s literally a pumpkin seed.

I’m amazed these guys thought they’d get away with it.

And suddenly, for a brief moment in time, figure skating has become interesting again.

Well, apparently they did.

I just wish someone would finish that game of Tetris already.

Jeez, even the plants are trans now.

No, you’re currently posting to Jalopnik. Get back to work.

Two years?? WTF am I going to not drive in the meantime? My other one-hundred-and-twenty-eight collector cars?

Electric Mustang strikes me...

Pfft. James Bond did it in an 80's Aston Martin V8 Vantage.

I think he meant a different duck.

there must have been some spark from the impact that ignited the gas, causing the dramatic explosion.

I had no idea that existed. Thanks for sharing.

Well la-di-fucking-dah, mister fancy pants Tesla owner. Ohhh your Tesla can do something new this week? You don’t say. That’s real impressive. I’m really real impressed with your whizbang techmobile. Don’t mind me, I’m just installing an update to my own security system...

If there’s anyone who disagrees with me

I have a question. Is that a white car with black spots or a black car with white spots?

Hmm, good question.

But some ideas are so obviously bad that they can’t survive even the most fervent technocratic fever dreams.

and a “Super Metro” people-mover