Every time I see something this extravagant and lavish I think about all the poor starving children in the world. And how they might not be starving if they just got off their lazy asses and started working at the factory making leather hand bags for rich people.

It looks like a hover car conversion gone bad.

Is it supposed to look like a woodpecker?

This is the Niro. Not the Nero.

For anyone else wondering how to watch it live online,

Rude Negrodamus sees all.

I predict that someone will win it in 23 hours this time.

He just needs a briarwood tobacco pipe and elbow patches on his tweed jacket to complete the look.

I don’t blame her for quitting racing either. Her baby would probably be born with this face:

Have you tried a literal spruce?

The most expensive thing I’ve ever purchased is my car, which I bought from a friend for $9,000 five years ago after a brief negotiation.

This is all much, much more exciting than the only other time I bought a car, 10 years ago, a goddamn Saturn Ion.

I might. It’s been a long winter.

Seriously, fuck this law-abiding, thesaurus-misreading jackass.

Neh, they just needed a better bus.

:D

Personal transportation: 1
Public transportation: 0

American Airlines: In the event of a delay, you’re entitled to being punched in the face and the back of your head by an American Airlines flight attendant.

If it’s true that eSoy causes higher levels of eStrogen, then they can keep it.

Holy shit where did you learn acting?
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Because that was superb! Seriously. Goosebumps.