*raises hand nervously*

Hahaha, because his name is Thomas! I just got that!

Isn’t the Tesla logo a “T” not an “X”? Unless you mean the model name. But I think that’s a bit of a stretch.

I’m getting a Fight Club vibe here. Pay your fucking employees. Fuck.

China has its share of knock-offs, to be sure, but I wouldn’t call this one a knock-off necessarily. When you have 500+ electric carmakers in a single country — not even counting the non-electric carmakers — then you’re bound to have some design similarities with other established cars.

Dart guns. They need to start carrying dart guns.

Of course in that order. Do you really think a one-handed man is going to do as good of a job of washing your car? I mean I suppose it’s possible. But are you willing to take that chance?

Not I. B.

Lol.

Wall-E-World

This could be you, Cadillac.

“I’m a peanut farmer, muthah fuckah!”

Unfortunately this is Realit-E.

I prefer Perri-Air. Canned in Druidia.

Interestingly, the 60's convertible didn’t have full length b-pillars (because what would be the point, right). Half-pillars would look incredible on the 2019 Conti but that would undoubtedly require a costly redesign of the frame. Oh yeah, and not to mention the doors themselves.

Did he just say ‘uppity black label dealer’? o_O

Only if you wreck. So just don’t wreck.

Now get rid of the b-pillar.

Coach doors? Is it insensitive to call them suicide doors now?

“PHEVVVVVVVVVVVVVV”