goat7
son of a motherless goat (PSA: wash your hooves)
goat7

Fuck.

Unlike me, who is one of the worst drone pilots in the world...

The bike reminds me a little bit of the light cycle in Tron: Legacy.

Well David, I think what he meant by that was SQUIRREL!!! GO GET IT BOY!

I love it.

Sorry if this comes across as being blunt, but why would a two-door configuration be desirable? Interior access is more limited and it’s a pain for back seat passengers to get in and out of.

I’d say he succeeded. I mean if there’s any doubt just take a gander.

Somehow I think she’d be down with that.

If I ever get a goldfish I’m naming him Morgan.

That was abominable.

My girlfriend will love those as a gift!

I don’t know what that was but I love it.

Kylo Rentador.

No, but it does help to facilitate the production process.

Huh. Marty’s life preserver finally makes sense.

[Harry Hogge]: What do you know about stock car racing?
[Cole Trickle]: Well... I read Alanis King’s blog, of course.
[Harry Hogge]: You’ve read about it on a blog?
[Cole Trickle]: Jalopnik. The coverage is excellent, you’d be surprised at how much you can pick up.
[Harry Hogge]: I’m sure I would.

Make America Paleolithic Again!

...what the hell do combustion engines have to do with gravity?

They clearly had a sense of humor if they named their flying machine the “Penguin”.