Then we’ll have to go out on Tauntauns.

Judging by how visibly frustrated she looks in the video I can only assume that she was waiting for a Jalopnik article to finish loading.

But this whole thing about hanging entire cars on walls... well, it’s growing on me, a little.

That’s a Soul-less thing to do.

If I had a Soul, which I don’t, I would never sell it — just so I could make that stupid joke every day. Totally worth it.

Exactly.

Oh sure, they write just like the average Craigslist seller high on Elmer’s glue. But can these bots ever truly know what they have? I don’t think so.

Who is this? Alanis Kinginsky?

I think you’re just trying to say that the brand is looking out for what’s in their own best interest and they have a legal right to do that. Maybe even an obligation to do that on some corporate level. To which I would say two things: (1) well duh and (2) it’s still not the moral thing to do, in my opinion.

Can it do one-eighty-five?

How Much Weight Does a One-Pound Bee Inside Your Car Add?

Anybody else notice a resemblance to a ‘55 Chevy Bel Air?

This is literally the worst car for a misanthrope. You wouldn’t be able to drive this thing 5 feet without 12 strangers walking up and asking you about your weird Miata. If you want people to leave you alone, buy a beige  Camry.

O’Doyle rules.

Toto Wolff? Nominated for most punchable name.

I once ate at a Fatburger and shortly afterwards went to the appropriate facility. True story.

Why is it a religious experience?

Don’t buy this jet, Fancy Kristen! Every room is haunted by the ghost of Amelia Earhart’s airplane! I sees it! Lord Jesus, nooo!

I dunno but I feel really fucking old today.