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son of a motherless goat (PSA: wash your hooves)
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This is literally the first time that I’ve ever heard this term, at least used in that way. I just assumed he meant to type “dumbass” but he fat-fingered it in all the chaos.

At that point he was really more of a passenger, wasn’t he?

What’s a “deadass”?

That’s probably the best angle I’ve ever seen on this car. And that color.

Yep, one man’s fun is another’s misery. I can sympathize with the farmer. That being said, there are better ways of handling disagreements like this one - parking your car in the middle of an active race track is downright foolish. Like you stated, better communication between all parties would have helped out a ton.

So, perfect timing then.

Yo dawg I heard you like comments about hood scoops in articles about comments about hood scoops in articles *head explodes*

Why is it still one ugly motherfucker?

3-billion kilos of cocaine can make anything higher than you think (sorry, couldn’t resist). Is that the average over the entire floor plan?

I dunno. Someone should do a case-study in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook first.

I know what you’re wondering. “Hey, that’s interesting but how many keys of cocaine you can fit in the largest building in the world, jackass?” Well, you came to the right thread, my friend, because I have access to excel-level technology today and I’m bored as shit at the moment!

Okay, so we know the Gigafactory is

I just want you to know when the COTD-award-vacuum inevitably gets filled by daily provocative pics of Jeremy Clarkson I’m holding you responsible and the ramifications will be on your conscience. Is this a weird thing to worry about happening? I don’t know. Instead maybe you should be asking yourself if you can afford

You think he’s cute? Not that I’m judging you. Just surprised is all.

“When asked if city-sponsored urination was in Seine, officials assured us that the plan was quite rational.”

Thank ah-you!

The first rule of Italian driving...you do not need a turning radius to change direction.

Reinforcements.

Neh, you should slash their tires instead. Think of the lives you’d be saving. You’d be a hero, man.

So you’re saying...