I don’t even think they really mean it half the time.

Pfft. Call me when you have flying cows.

Sanctimonious drivel.

“Should I chop you up, truck, and sell you for parts? Give me a sign, God...”

Amazing aircraft. If you’ve never had the fortune of being present for a live birth, it’s truly a magical experience.

His last words were, “hold my bee..lurglerblublublub.”

I’m already following “time-traveler retro car bot” who is from the future and tweets about cars from its own past, which also happens to be our present.

“Fuck babe! Why did you turn!”

Yahtzee.

Seriously? Nobody else is going to comment? Ok, I will, though no one will read it because I’ve been banished to the greys for life on this site.

Ok your comment had me wondering. If the brakes on your brand new car fail due to malfunction and you crash, I would imagine you have a clear-cut case against the manufacturer. On the other hand, if brake-assist fails and you crash, could you still win that lawsuit? And does it even matter that you weren’t paying…

This is no different than if a lane-departure warning sensor failed to notify you of the truck next to you and you switched lanes without looking first, and therefore caused an accident. Was it the sensor’s fault or the driver’s fault?

You’re right, it has been Tesla fanboys rather than Tesla’s marketing department perpetuating this misconception. I still emphasize that Tesla has a major responsibility here to re-educate their clients (and I know they’ve been trying).

The people that believe it will absolve them of driving duties are the people that are making it look bad.

Does it come with a manual? Say yes. Just say yes anyway. Yes.

The driver admitted that she was looking at her smartphone instead of the road. This accident was completely the driver’s fault. Next case.

Wait, fellatio monkeys are extinct? That blows.

I mean, that’s basically the setup I have now. I own an SUV and a sports car. On paper it’s a great combo. In reality, the sports car never gets driven. Not because I don’t enjoy it, I love the car, but unfortunately it’s just not practical for my lifestyle.

That’s about what I figured. I gave her a ride in a Corvette once and she tolerated it but was definitely less than happy about the experience. Not to mention, it just didn’t feel safe at all.

Will my boxer fit in the boxster?